7/16/2023 0 Comments Baby legs hot tot death![]() ![]() Subscribe to our YouTube channel to learn why the youth of America will be corrupt no matter what we do in 7 Horrifying Things Snuck Into Popular Children's Cartoons, as well as watch other videos you won't see on the site!Īlso follow us on Facebook to help us build our fan tribute to ourselves.Īnd to further expand your noggin, check out Cracked's De-Textbook: The Stuff You Didn't Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew. Or see some more proof that you probably shouldn't show the chil'ren anything on television in 7 Horrifying Things Snuck Into Famous Children's Cartoons. įor other shenanigans that probably-didn't-happen-but-hey-maybe-they-did on the set of Full House, check out Foul House: Hugs, Drugs, And Scandal On The Set Of Full House. To learn more about Patrick, please visit. He's been rejected by McSweeney's 17 times. Patrick Coyne is a writer from Philadelphia. ![]() It seems that only one page of the storyboard still exists, because owning any portion of the rest of it would surely earn you a spot on a federal watch list. We're a little disappointed, " Now give tribute to the alpha male!" never made it into an episode. Ironically, the resulting videotape would have been a perfect submission to America's Funniest Home Videos. Saget being Saget, it was only a matter of time before he decided to incorporate his inflatable rehearsal buddy into a hilarious improv comedy routine, which is another way of saying "he pretended to fuck that doll." Unfortunately, while the stage was clear of innocent young eyes, the monitors were still on, so his deflowering of Michelle's rubber doppelganger was broadcast to the dressing room, several offices, and the kids' on-set schoolroom. Saget would often rehearse with a 4-foot rubber doll that served as a stand-in for his TV daughter Michelle, because some liberal do-gooder passed a law that says you can only force children to work a certain number of hours per day ( unless they're working on a farm, at which point it's open season). Sense once the "shit-tons of whippits" piece falls into place. The whole "What was the deal with Danny Tanner?" puzzle makes a lot more Whether or not this specific accusation is true, we now know that in every single episode of Batman, Robin was silently thinking up new names for the crotch bulge he was convinced everyone around him was staring at. Ward, we should note, spends a significant portion of his memoir accusing West of being envious of "the monster" (another official Ward dickname) and embarrassed of the inferior size of his own Batmanaconda. Though to be fair, West confirmed in his own autobiography that the costume designers needed to find a way to reduce Robin's bulge to make it appropriate for prime time TV, but that could just as easily be attributed to the fact that Robin was wearing a tiny pair of underpants. ![]() The only source to any of these claims is Ward's autobiography, released by a publishing company that A) is owned by Ward, and 2) has never published another book. ![]() Shockingly, it's been suggested that Ward's creeptastic claims are wildly exaggerated. "If anything, they had the opposite effect, and I had to stop before it collapsed into a black hole which I would have to fuck my way out of." Luckily, Ward stopped taking them before any bodily damage was done. When all that failed, the studio sent him to a less than reputable doctor who prescribed a course of mystery pills that would supposedly "shrink" the Boy Wonder's wonder. The costume designers futilely tried to hide the protrusion using various restraints and even layering Robin's green underwear. It was so big that when Ward tried to stuff "the Beast in the Bat trunks" (one of Ward's many nicknames for his penis) into those skimpy green shorts, studio execs were fielding complaints from the National Legion of Decency, who were offended by Robin's bulge. According to Ward, the same fleshy man cannon that frequently found itself being fought over by swarms of enthusiastic Batman fans also rivals Harley Quinn's hammer in length, girth, and ability to pulverize. he can be found at conventions, taking pics with fans, answering questions about what Cesar Romero was like in real life, and breathlessly spreading the legend of his enormous dick. ![]()
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